Love

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

This comment has words but is it elite? I don’t think so.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

In regards to playing professional football again, the Raven quoted

Olympic Stadium in Montreal was built for the olympics, and had a janky open/close roof, same as this new stadium. It’s not exactly a slam dunk, but it sorta works.

“Um, excuse me?”

“Hey”- Munich.

Why is a white police officer harassing a law-abiding black kid going about his lawn mowing business?

Can we just pause and consider how fucked up it is that our civil rights are now taken away via Tweet?

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

(Never mind that he’s literally surrounded by their dead skulls when he says this. Next you’ll tell us some of them may be quite large!)

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

What year are you posting from?

Who cares about a football team so much they need to get into a fight in public over there team? I’m a big fan but is it worth fighting? Hell no. The niners ain’t paying my medical bills because they suck and some guy talked shit to me about them.