DRINK YOUR CASTROL, DRINK IT!

*Remaster comes out, you install and start playing only to find bugs, thousands of them and their ZERG!* God damn it Blizzard now its impossible to play WC3...

“Then, a few hours later, you wake up on your front lawn. “Would you simply roll over and go back to sleep in the grass? Or would you stand up and start screaming?” she asks. (Okay, maybe you’re so tired that you wouldn’t care where you are, but you get the idea.)” Unless, You wake up on the white house lawn...

Farcry 7: Fallout 2

But man That face on the right though, all like: “Oh did we forget your whole country?? How sad.”

Ok I don’t understand if it is just a period or just a dot, gah! *stares at it intensely*

Which leads to the ultimate answer to the question we never had, “Monty Python can fit into any genre and is utterly perfect in everyway”

The running scene and also an accurate depiction of EVERY FAR CRY PLAYER EVER ONCE THEY GET TO THE BAD DUDES PLACE OF RESIDENCE.

I mean seriously, THOSE ROCKET LAUNCHERS HAD TO EITHER BE MADE, STOLEN, OR TRANSACTED UPON (though somewhat illegally, which would make them MORE suspicious!) SOMEWHERE AT SOME TIME! Don’t even get me started on how they smuggled them into the country in the first place, glugh...

What about classical music? Only 20 minutes then??

Kotaku: “were not saying it was aliens, but...”

*eyes narrow at the handle* Huh, I didn’t know Francis Drake was Japanese.

Soon the queen of Spain will claim your hair, and then your lands, and then you will die of yellow fever, this is the way of things...

That is a correct analogy, your parents when it came to the time for you to move forward with the next stage of your life gave your a reasonable pathway though to what you could possibly achieve. Now that your an adult if there is something your would like to be passionate about, figure that part into your budget, if…

“But it’s great — I think a lot of kids want to get into video games. If you’re a creator, I kinda want my own sons to find their own way as opposed to, ‘Yes you should absolutely make games.’” Remember parents, Don’t force your kid down one path make sure they are able to find their own way and that you support…

We are all a little bit broken Yoko, all of us, in some way.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE, JUST SHUT THE, FUCK, UP. YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.

“But there is a distinct lack of discussion in this part of western Kentucky about the role that access to a gun played in the crime. People there seem eager to explore other explanations: video games, bullying, parenting failures, Satan.”- Anna Merlan

Have a star YOU WIN THE INTORNETZ

Waco was a clusterfuck...