Well with him looking at a video on his phone it already HAS...O.o

AND that the world is FLAT! and on the BACK of four elephants! AND on those are on the back of a gigantic space turtle! Wait, I seem to have gotten off track...

“I have SOLVED THE CRIME, this man *points to the bleeding and dead robed man* HAS BEEN STABBED!”

More like nightmare, you’ve been reading in-between the lines too much take a break.

Christ I didn’t even know about that...weird and cool and yes it does set a president for the basis of a video Game.

and now were all hungry and its nearly lunch time, thank you!

I’will’never’not’take’those’apostrophes’with’it’aprostrophes’forEVA’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

nah everyone knows all CEOs are liches.

Player: *DING!* Oh great I’ve hit high rank in town due to my quests turn-ins!

Well the 2012 of “Livin’ in a VAN: Down by the RIVER” Will lift you up before crushing whats left to silicate and dust.

The Tock of the Seningang, why does this sound like a RPG that came out of the south pacific and IS FUCKING FABULOUS?!

NEW game cannot handle so many live players acting like di—er, PIRATES. Soon all will be well, at least for the gallons...

Either when the GF tried to explain the bunny goes in the little hole paradox the BF tried to break it down mathmatically and instead got sidetracked by an equation about the universe. Or both parties are of lower intelligence, which is in doubt due to previous first statement.

Dear Coca-cola please go back to the “good old days” and put actual cocaine back into your products ;P But, in all seriousness I would be interested to see if they can actually market a coke product with alcohol here like that??

The jokes they just keep coming, over and over and ove—-

They tried burying him but he kept clawing up though the earth to lurch toward humanity.

Trump: FAXS? I DON’T NEED NO STINKIN FAXS! GET THESE VIDJA GAMES OUT OF HERE AND GIVE EVERYBODY A BOOK ON HOW TO GET RICH QUICK WITH MY FACE ON IT!

didn’t you know that 1 in 20 people have the same brain patterns  as sociopaths? Well now you do! And that is why the world is on fire and why D. Trump wants to throw you into a FEMA camp because you play VIOLENT VIDJA GAMEZ!

Oh my god, the kid Southparked his Mother, NICE.

due to the trump era roll backs of THE ENVIROMENT, I would say its because of environmental causes like pollution, which is obviously bowsers fault and that of his children.