Actually, he is all id.  Pure childish impulse with no self-control. 

He’s a great dude, but the fake Guy Fieri menu is also the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

Dunking is cool as shit. If I could dunk a basketball, I would do nothing but dunk basketballs all the time.

Unless of course the other dad is LaVar Ball

Not with that attitude.

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

More teams isn’t the answer. Moving teams might be, however Las Vegas is going to be spread too thin as is, and unless they’re going to play baseball in that crazy ass stadium they’re building for the Raiders, that’s one more thing people are going to have to fund. Portland and Vancouver might give Seattle something…

Ahhh...yes.  Because it’s really difficult to become a paying customer at a place that offers a fucking $1 menu, and to do that anyway.

Also, a drunk using the bathroom could either trash the place, or spread human waste products all over the room.  When that happens in a hotel or restaurant, it’s the staff that has to clean up.

That’s a terrible policy. The bathrooms would have to be cleaned more often, use more consumables and cause unnecessary foot traffic in a business. Government doesn’t need to fix a problem that doesn’t exist. 

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

For a team that got royally screwed in what some consider the most meaningful tournament in the world, the players and people of Croatia have proven themselves to be of incredibly high character.

I agree that the score should be Split.

Holding doors should really be left up to the states, tho.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Chris Kluwe plays goalie on the weekends. I wonder if he’d be happy to catch your softballs. Plus, I’m sure he’d want to return the honor with a screamer to your mid-section.  It’ll certainly generate all the clicks and think of the ad revenue for univision!  NO ONE DENIES THIS.

All of this is to say that you should thank me for having three kids. Don’t blame me when the supply chain dries up and we’re all forced to eat cat meat. I did my part to restock the pond.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Potato salad standards are strict in the south. For us, sweet relish and paprika are non-negotiable.

The agent asked her “if my trip to France was expensive and I said, ‘Yeah.’ I didn’t really get why he was asking that question, and then he said ‘It’s about to get a lot more expensive after I charge you $500,’”