His contract was signed in 2014 which was when he was still a borderline star, which is why it looks bad right now. It’s fair to criticize it now, but Melo has been the only guy I’ve ever known that’s been shit on his entire career for making max money.

Until giant cookie enter conversation, me have to go with donut.

If that’s wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Marinate. Season. Brine. Cut to desired size/shape.

Marinate that shit, millennials!

This is a crime against proper seasoning.

“Oh, you gotta track a raccoon every chance you get. Those varmints will lead you right to the best trashbins in town. Now, if you see more than one, you might think you should trail the fattest, but those are just lazy. Real limited range. The lean ones? Now they get around. You wouldn’t believe what you’ll come…

Kate,

Good atmosphere + dirty draft lines are a sad but real combination at times.

The only time they have Carmelo consistently set picks is for Paul, which has been less than stellar.

Talk about ending the season on a high note

“No, that’s my emotional support bacon.”

In the catcher’s defense, that jerk had been throwing at him all game.

Bad news. Goon stinks. Also, that wasn’t a chick. That was Sean William Scott.

Lemieux is the analog here. Generational talent on a terrible team for the first six or seven years of his career, putting up astounding stats and getting unfairly underrated in the Hart race. Lemieux’s Hart loss in 1989 is particularly absurd.

That is probably the most succinct, and profoundly accurate, Boston fan/sports take I’ve ever read.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman