My only takeaway from this pic is that there are several assholes here that do not know how to properly park their cars.

I currently have eight dogs. In my life, I’ve had and fostered literally multiple dozens of dogs, and not once have I brought one to a dining establishment, nor have I made poo-poo eyes bc a dog wasn’t allowed at a restaurant. Why? Bc I also used to work in food service, and know what a nightmare animals around food…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I wish I lived in a world where you were right. Sadly, in this world, you are not right.

If only the same thing would happen to the ESPN executives who think people enjoy watching little league baseball.

Here’s an idea: give the kid the lunch you were going to throw away and send them home with a note to the parents.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Classic Jessica.

The league should suspend Mattingly, too. He knew exactly how likely it was that Ureña would do this.

I am forced to remember that this franchise, and the motherfucking Jets, have more Super Bowl wins and appearances than my beloved Lions, yet are riddled with the same burdensome buffoonery. The Bucs won a Super Bowl with BRAD JOHNSON, and are owned by the spawn of the most hilariously terrible neckbeard this side of…

Steve Spurrier wideouts had all the staying power of a truck stop orgasm.

I was in the middle of eating my W but couldn’t handle the fireworks of this post

I didn’t do it! 

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

Drew, Ryan Fitzpatrick did not go to Tulane. They pretty much mention every broadcast that he went to Harvey Mudd University.

There should never be a redemption narrative for Jameis. What he did is disgusting and unforgivable. And I can’t believe you posted the video of it.

Twitch is a platform for broadcasting live video. It started off as mainly a streaming platform for video games. You’re really good at Street Fighter and are also kind of funny, so you play Street Fighter all day and comment on your games, and other people who like Street Fighter watch you and pay you money. It has…

See the Turtle of Enormous Girth

Somehow Jose Reyes will emerge unscathed and bat 2nd the next day.

Here is the most important question, though: Were there strawberries?