I’m not saying it was an old person, but I’m all for re-testing drivers every couple years to prove competence and physical ability to drive.

Earlier this summer, I was behind an SUV that was having difficulty maintaining it’s lane- it actually rubbed against a curb at ~45 mph, and then almost hit another car going the…

Toyota easily leaps over Ford in latest rankings, only the Lincoln division slows them down.

I bet the impact knocked the dent out of the Camry's rear bumper.

Pffftttt!! It’s still a nothing compared to the “corkscrew” car stunt from The Man with the Golden Gun:

Pretty good. Would be better with a slide whistle tho.

What a weird reason to not buy a game.

A 2 second clip taken out of context doesn’t spoil the ending. Darth Vader being in a game about a hidden Jedi being hunted isn’t all that surprising.

He can make a new website to promote his arrest using SquareSpace.

It doesn’t get talked about enough but Paul Scheer’s guest appearance in Parks and Recreation was hilarious. Remember , take a man kabooming , he kabooms for a day...

I think it might actually be somewhat risky for him as the people who watch his show tend to be older, whiter, and more conservative. I’m sure Tucker Carlson or Fox & Friends will have wall-to-wall coverage of how he’s been indoctrinated into some sort of climate cult and will demand CBS cancel the show.

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

Agreed. Plus, him dying would make him some kind of crazy, right-wing martyr for eternity.

But some people actually believe it! Blows my mind.

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

Yeah but if you take out the hyphen then you’re left with mache. Which is lettuce, I’m being told.

I’m gonna go with “yes”

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

How could they? There have never been negative Disney references in the Simpsons.