According to our focus groups, in fact you do!

Boo! Booo!

America only began military intervention in WWII after being attacked by the Japanese. In fact, many American corporations (like Coca-Cola) continued to work with Nazi Germany even as that country was invading Poland. President Roosevelt had to work hard to convince congress to lift an arms embargo so the US sell…

Oh, man. That SUX.

Bravo! Bravo!

Executions by monster truck: Trump 2020.

As a straight man, it was kind of weird that, upon reading “threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman” my instinctive response was “yes, please.”

Regarding the examples of Ashley and Akila, and their experiences in childbirth— that is utterly disgusting. As a Canadian, my wife and I never had to pay to have kids. We pay a health deduction on our annual income tax (and it amounts to a pretty modest sum). That’s it. There was no deductible or insurance…

That must have been hard for you. You deserve loving, supportive family, and I hope you’ve found that among the people you’ve surrounded yourself with.

A Honda would also have Fit.

Oh, snap!

That’s my wife! I will park in the first reasonable spot I see, but she complains about how long the walk will be. Circling and waiting takes longer, dammit!

Near perfect Crazy Taxi?

But reinforces the stereotype of the Tesla owner as a fanatic devotee of the technology.

“Remember, people: These systems do not always work. Don’t test them out on people you love. Or even like”

Hey, that looks pretty cool. Quick question: how much does it cost to repair/replace an automatic cup-holder that’s gotten jammed up and stops working? You know how much it costs to repair a normal cup-holder that doesn’t fold out anymore?

They’re called alternative facts, remember?

Oh. Oh, Math. Sit down, we need to talk.

I second your second second on Backwater.