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John Bigbooté
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It looks like an off-brand car from a Grand Theft Auto game set in the ‘90s.

I’ve got a recipe for pan-seared brains with capers that you really must try!

Calling it the Ferrarri 488 Spider will result in  authorities being notified of your transgression, and appropriate action being taken.

Clearly, what they needed to do was make the compartment a bit taller, with an internal sliding door where you can hop down from the kitchen table, right into the seat of the Honda, and drive right out from underneath the bus.

Lighten up, Anakin.

Ferrari the Ferrari” remains my favourite dumb car name.

Unless zombies are involved, then we all become petty, murderous assholes.

No way. We want the image of Mary giving birth to Jesus in a stable!

So many questions. Precisely how the cup’s designer, Stanley Kubrick, intended it.

Okay, I need to know what definition of crowning to apply here. If my coffee cup depicts the actual birth of a baby... well, I don’t know how to feel about that.

One time I was returning from a photo shoot in Burlington (I live in Ottawa). The shoot was over at 4pm. I opted to take the 407. Cost me above $60.00, but I was across town in less than an hour. As a one-off expense, I consider it money well spent as shooting all the way from Burlington, out onto the free 401 east of

Does anyone know what’s happening with The Punisher?

As of my response time, you have 666 stars, and I hope no one gives you any more.

I was on the fence, prepared to yell at these damn kids to get off my lawn and get a real job, but your post has swayed me. I get it now, what with the travel and all, not being conducive to regular jobs.

As a Magic Duels player, I really hope Arena gets ported over sooner than later to iOS. Once I could no longer play magic reliably on my iPad, I was not interested. Arena feels a bit too far from the card game for my tastes (but I won’t put down anyone liking it). I think the animations and screen-shaking cannon blasts

ESPN feels like the wrong venue for a Magic tournament. If they put that on a sci-fi channel, that’s where they’d lasso the nerds. ESPN has branched out to poker, but I think that’s as far afield as it can go from the more traditional (admittedly stereotyped, on my part) jock purview.

Is that a euphemism for masturbating?

This is the closest one I could find, visually.

Well, if it works for the president...