You must ashk yourself why the pun doesn’t come to you.

I know some guys who could pass for The Blob.

Keep in mind the number of times that Trump has claimed bankruptcy. And yet, his boasts of running the country like a business got him into office.

That is a pretty big trunk. Say, how many bodies could you put in there? International Standard Bodies, not American Standard Bodies.

It is a transmission which you operate with a hand, thus manual is accurate. 

I would buy a hundred Honda Fits, then give them all custom paint jobs in a steady gradient, buy all spots in my parking lot, then park them in order to make it look like a rainbow.

Clearly, this is a gold car with a suit of grey armour that you can click on for night time, crime-fighting adventures.

This is clearly the intermediary form between regular cars and the cars of Cars (by way of Torchinsky’s Cars/homonculus theory).

Ah, but which car has the superior cupholders?

Way to point out your own mistake, asshole! You should be considerate enough to leave those easy attacks for assholes like me, instead!

With the proliferation of online digital music, your generation is really the first one that has easy access to the entire history of popular music (from around the world, no less). As an old, I find that I am able to quickly compile collections of music from my own time, long before I was born, as well as music from…

Don’t forget Crooked Hilary!

I know you’ve already been bombarded with responses, but let me put it this way. Detroit’s needs are absolutely critical, no question. That is the responsibility of the different levels of American government. The bridge is a Canadian concern which will indirectly aid Detroit and the US. It’s naturally not the…

I think there is a large contingent of self-proclaimed woke white Canadians who feel that, since part of our history includes the underground railroad, helping freed slaves escape America, we are therefore absolved of racist treatment of black people.

Yeah, I think the majority of that traffic is commercial vehicles. I’m sure there are also plenty of travellers going through Detroit to other destinations, as well.

We can ship it by truck over the new bridge!

I was pretty sure Canada is paying for this new bridge.

Although it got the briefest of screen time, what about the Parr family wagon at the end of the movie? When they drop off Tony at the movies, the station wagon transforms much like the Incredibile. It’s everything you love about the Incredibile and the Parr family wagon at the same time!

No, you scatter a package of those tiny, powdered donuts and the cop will be momentarily distracted!

For a moment, the billowing of the flag made it look like painted bubble wrap, which felt appropriate.