Hello, TV. It’s been some time since we last talked, but I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you what you’re missing out on by not hiring me.

Perhaps you, like me, once thought that your life would be more full if you had children. With a consenting spouse or partner who was equally doe-eyed and innocent, you proceeded completely unaware into the joys of parenthood. Oh sure, you had seen children in the wild and watched them in movies, perhaps even come…

My wife must truly love me. She knows what really makes a nerd’s heart really thump. Just the other day, she came to me with a big smile on her face and said “come with me!” She pointed at something on the monitor and asked, if she bought tickets, would I be interested in going with my son. I looked at the screen and…

My co-worker and I just had a flash of brilliance which is worthy of sharing with you, the internet. Seeing a brief trailer for the show Legends, starring Sean Bean, we got to joking about how he dies so often. (I think he even went so far as to film a Funny or Die thing to that effect.) We got to joking that he dies…

I can say, as a Canadian, that our history is replete with species-ist government. For once, a nonhuman is finally getting the chance to run for our nation’s top (sort of) office, and I wish Earl Grey well. This is the sort of progressive, modern politics that Canada should be taking.