2003 Town Car Cartier edition, the high-end "everything included" one. Current price is at $8,3oo, it will likely sell for under $10k. Reasons for buying this low mileage car RIGHT NOW:

2006 Jaguar X-Type Wagon

You're a fucking idiot.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/13/us/…

I hope you don't have a mother, grandmother, sisters, or daughters, because if the current statistics hold true, one of them will be raped/have been raped in college. Go fuck your self. You fucking shit

Deal. But said women have strap-dildos, and beat you bloody into submission. They may or may not also have herpes, AIDS, or any other diseases.

Always welcome feedback/criticism from the field, and more than willing to answer any questions without violating the confidentiality agreements and not generating a multi million dollar lawsuit against myself.

But have you seen what happens when your right and left rear tires are off by 1.5 PSI?

Ford?

For the last two years, I have tried to make just ONE Subaru joke that lands. You can't do it. Subaru owners are simply too sensitive. You can't say lesbian, flip flop, grape nuts, sandal, Vermont, Colorado, pot, hemp, or Oregon, without them complaining about how the joke is old. I have literally never experienced…

My favorite is when they brush a slit of snow off on the windshield and leave all the rest of the snow on the car. I had a history teacher in high school who referred to that as "driving a snow tank".

Letting the car warm up at idle for several minutes is good.

Maybe not a myth, but I'm always annoyed by people who get in their cold car, start it, and crank the heat (fan) to the max. Unless your car has an auxiliary electric cabin heater, all you're getting is high-velocity cold air until your coolant heats up.

Everyone says this about the utilitarian trucks sold elsewhere. Yet the sales numbers don't back it up. People show up for no frills and leave with hood scoops and bead locks. Or, in the case of domestic full size: chrome and leather.

Slap a Taco badge on this, easy peasy.

Arm rests. Not really an option in most modern cars, but try driving a late 80s or early 90s truck/suv without armrests for 3+ hours.

Folding rear seats.

nah, DRL's have been proven time and again to increase safety... http://www.ibiblio.org/rdu/DRLs/studi…

Is this an option for the BMW M4?

Blind spot mirrors. Because I ride a motorcycle, it's nice to see these lit up on most newer cars because it's just that much less likely to get merged into. Also work well on my little ass Civic because no one sees that either.

Tilt steering wheel. You don't know what you got till it's gone.

Okay.