You mean, kind of like how he does in the very first fucking sentence of the second paragraph? Maybe read the article before being an obnoxious ass.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

All those Steelers fans bought tickets. That is literally all Spanos cares about. 

He was literally airborne, throwing a pass. How could he possibly defend himself??

“dribbling is cool”

Sure I like to know about rotten stadium deals, sports media tiffs, criminal matters involving owners and players - but mostly I’m here for the dongs.

Maybe it’s a sign from God he shouldn’t be coaching.

I’d say he’s top 3 in locker room problems.

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

Shit Jon, you gotta leave this year's graphic with some room to grow!

He wasn’t talking about Asians, your grandpa was talking about the plague of porcelain or china homunculi that wonder this country between 1927 and 1962. For a long time the problem seemed unsolvable and destiny to just keep getting worse.

At the very least give the infant a glove and a fighting chance 

The Knicks reportedly acknowledged their bad behavior but chalked it up to “a misinterpretation of the policy on when credentialed reporters must be let in” to press conferences.

Seems like A-Rod has finally made peace with #2.

The officiating in this game made it damn near unwatchable, and not because of how bad it was, but due to how Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy somehow managed to reach an entirely new level of annoying because of it.

The scouts’ first idea to “throw coach Pete Carroll off a bit” was to have Metcalf tell him that jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Are we talking legally or illegally? Because I’m sure the Clippers could have tried to break KD’s leg. But that may or may not have worked, because KD probably would have just gone Greg Jennings on the Clippers.