Doesn’t California basically already pay for most things? At least federally.

You could try to treat it a bit on its way inland to kill any aquatic life. It’s going to go through multiple pumping stations anyways to get to Utah (given it’s the Great Basin, they’d probably at least benefit from some cheap solar power). 

Who could’ve predicted that actual business professionals would know how to recognize a con man?

Pretending to have a big dick only works until it is time to pull it out. The richest man in the world cannot get a bank loan.

It could also have something to do with having problems raising the $21B in cash money he needs to complete the purchase. Reportedly, legitimate financing sources are balking at loaning him the funds he needs.

if this falls through—and who’s to say where it will end up at this point—the SEC has got to fine this dipshit a massive amount just for fucking with Twitter’s stock price, if not for arbitrarily withdrawing from a potential sale because he didn’t do his research, right?

(Goodbye Horses starts playing)

The Kids in the Hall are disentombed in the first trailer for their new series at Amazon.

Is it possible Elon is doing a very public legal pump and dump? The prices are up considerably and if they tell him no he immediately sells? I am not sure of the actual laws about how he quickly he would be able to sell if they said no but I see this happening.

Sigh,

I think something needs to be clarified here. In the U.S. tax system, you don’t pay a flat percentage of your income. You pay a progressively higher percentage on a chunk of your income. So if you make $1M, that would put you in the 37% tax bracket, but you don’t actually pay 37% of 1M. So it’s entirely possible that…

Bravo on the selection of the image. A++. I do believe it provides proper context through a glimpse at the kind of world this deranged stockpiler of nauseating wealth inhabits.

A friend wore a hole through a VHS copy of Dead Calm at that one scene.

Better armed, but a whole lot stupider.  

Those gun nuts are better armed than the Taliban and you saw how that went

Who knows? Maybe the one weakness of drones, fighter jets, tanks and now autonomous helicopters is Walmart shotguns? 

I didn’t love Gunn’s Suicide Squad (although it was better than 95% of the other DC films), but hot damn, the show is amazing. People who compared it to Deadpool or The Boys... just no. And who would’ve guessed of all the WWF starts to transition to film that John Cena would be an unassailably good actor? I mean, he’s…

It’s funny cause its bugs...

I was going to say the same thing. I use tissue paper to grab them then flush them down toilet asap.

Look, I like Dave Grohl as much as the next guy...


That’s it. That’s all I had to say. I just wanted you guys to know I like Dave Grohl.