I live in MN and anything south of Iowa is considered “the south” to me. 

Celebrities are most likely to have high-end boots that rarely, if ever, encounter actual dirt. Those are obviously the boots to lick, if that’s your thing.

Anti-vax stances, Blue Lives Matter stickers.

The one good thing about the pandemic.  Being able to identify who's a terrible person with one easy step.  Vaccined or not.

Gordon Bombay died on his way to his home planet.

My wife is a nurse. One of her co-workers, a nurse for 30+ years, didn’t get the vaccine.

I’m a nurse at a major general hospital. We’ve seen a lot of death and suffering. Talking to fellow nurses, and doctors, the people in our lives “just asking questions” have no interest in listening or believing our stories. I’ve given up on those people, because analyzing past data, you come to the realization: they…

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

More like Tod Browning’s Freaks, whenever I find out someone I like is actually jewish I’m like ONE OF US ONE OF US

I loved how Norm could take incredibly dark subject matter and make it very straight-forward, even if it was from his personal life.

During Chris Farley’s final SNL appearance, he was an out-of-control nightmare behind-the-scenes. Tina Fey’s first thought when she met him for the first time was, “This guy’s gonna…

Apparently that came from a sincere place too. He was friends with Bob and didn't want to say bad things about him so he just did that. 

His set on the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget when he intentionally bombed is an all-time favorite.  Just five minutes of the worst hack jokes you’ve ever heard and he committed to it 100%.   People in the crowd had no idea what was going on and the other comics on stage were crying they were laughing so hard.   …

I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Ugh. This one sucks so much. My stomach is just in knots. Norm (along with Conan O’Brien) likely shaped my comedic tastes more than anyone. I loved everything about his charm, wit and delivery. You just know that even with his own death, he’d have the PERFECT joke for this moment. I’m gonna miss the hell out of him.

Man, I wish that was still how the world worked! 

I worked at CitiField for two seasons like 10 years ago. I was the only person who knew how to clean the ice cream machine, so I had to do it every night. It taught me a good lesson: don’t be the guy at work who knows how to do things, because there’s no benefit to you. 

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

Now THERE was a guy afraid of needles!

The internet is a force multiplier for this kind of stupidity. The realization that there are other people just as stupid is empowering to them.

This is what the Thanos snap should be for.