All religions are cults.

I live in MN and anything south of Iowa is considered “the south” to me. 

It’s all so transparently performative. Don’t get me wrong, she’s stupid and crazy, but if she really wanted to impeach Biden she is one of only a few hundred people in the world who could actually bring a motion to do it. It would fail, of course, but if she really believed it were the right thing to do and good for…

Well, for what it’s worth, they also don’t understand that one...

Celebrities are most likely to have high-end boots that rarely, if ever, encounter actual dirt. Those are obviously the boots to lick, if that’s your thing.

Anti-vax stances, Blue Lives Matter stickers.

The one good thing about the pandemic.  Being able to identify who's a terrible person with one easy step.  Vaccined or not.

Gordon Bombay died on his way to his home planet.

So many justified reasons for the hate:

I hope they hire a decent screenwriter for Wonder Woman 3.

I live in a red state, and I’m friendly with a lot of conservative folks. They’re genuine, hard-working, self-reliant, blue-collar people

My wife is a nurse. One of her co-workers, a nurse for 30+ years, didn’t get the vaccine.

I’m a nurse at a major general hospital. We’ve seen a lot of death and suffering. Talking to fellow nurses, and doctors, the people in our lives “just asking questions” have no interest in listening or believing our stories. I’ve given up on those people, because analyzing past data, you come to the realization: they…

This bit also gave us the back-to-back classic lines “Lousy Smarch weather” and “‘Do not touch Willie.’ Good advice!”

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

More like Tod Browning’s Freaks, whenever I find out someone I like is actually jewish I’m like ONE OF US ONE OF US

I loved how Norm could take incredibly dark subject matter and make it very straight-forward, even if it was from his personal life.

During Chris Farley’s final SNL appearance, he was an out-of-control nightmare behind-the-scenes. Tina Fey’s first thought when she met him for the first time was, “This guy’s gonna…

Apparently that came from a sincere place too. He was friends with Bob and didn't want to say bad things about him so he just did that. 

His set on the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget when he intentionally bombed is an all-time favorite.  Just five minutes of the worst hack jokes you’ve ever heard and he committed to it 100%.   People in the crowd had no idea what was going on and the other comics on stage were crying they were laughing so hard.   …

Ugh. This one sucks so much. My stomach is just in knots. Norm (along with Conan O’Brien) likely shaped my comedic tastes more than anyone. I loved everything about his charm, wit and delivery. You just know that even with his own death, he’d have the PERFECT joke for this moment. I’m gonna miss the hell out of him.