wow, this review could probably use a revisit. i literally don’t know anyone who doesn’t love this movie. 

“1!-2!-3!-4!, 1!-2!-3!-4!, 1!-2!-3!-4! Now an awkward snare fill since you can no longer locate your toms!” - Robert Trujillo, stage left at all metallica gigs.

i want to know: did they have a meeting where they decided how each member was going to dress like a complete dickhead? Tyler looks like ET when they dressed him as a woman. Perry looks like if GG Allin and Nikki Sixx had a baby. The rest of them are leagues behind, but still look dumb as shit. 

to be fair, Bill Ward ultimately conceded that his health had impacted his abilities. but it was an ugly event nonetheless.

On the flipside, Lars Ulrich is still performing with metallica and he can’t count to 4. the world is a weird place. 

wild card option: Paris Hilton.

can there be a a sequel to a movie where literally everyone dies?

i was super lazy recently and finished a steak in the oven after searing it. but i put a shitload of butter and some fresh rosemary and some herbs de provence under the steak before putting it in the oven. the resultant pan sauce was one of the best things i’ve cooked myself. it was way easier than making the pan…

a calzone is a pizza folded in half, it includes a sauce element.

see also: Motorhead

The fact that BTK went so long without getting caught and then was dumb enough to trust the police would tell the truth about if his floppy disk could be traced blows me away. 

i really hope they get more seasons, if only to tie up (pun intended) the BTK story line.

glad to see Meadow Soprano is still getting work!

I’m sure he can order one from the back pages of his extensive hustler collection, 1978 - 1998 inclusive

[x] would see “Billy Goes To College” on opening night. 

there is no false equivalence in comparing their business models. both say there are endemic issues, and then they miraculously have snake oil cures for sale. goop’s publicity comes from paltrow’s celebrity, info wars’ comes from alex jones spouting off troll clickbait bullshit. that is about the only real difference…

Again, missing the forest for the trees here. Nobody is saying that alex jones is not a total asshole and his fans are not lunatics. i’m more concerned about a generation of people quietly propagating psuedo science to their kids than some asswipe going into comet pizza with a gun. both are horrible, but the horror…

Counterpoint: look at all the people in your social sphere and count how many of them believe alex jones type bullshit, then count how many of them would buy some bullshit from goop or another new age crock. unless you’re being willfully ignorant to reality, the latter will be a much larger group.

in the short term, yes, i agree. but GP’s con seems somehow more insidious because products are less physically damaging and/or morally repugnant, but have the potential to inflict longer term damage to societal norms about actual science.

her business model is the same as fucking alex jones. and we should be villifying her to the extent that he is. fucking con artists pushing bullshit narratives.