i am straight edge, so i don’t drink, and generally think drinking is kind of dumb.

that comment broke me when i first read it back in the day. it just broke me again. so fucking good. 

This is a good sports post. dogs race all sorts of things. that’s a sport. climbing up that big ass ruin? Also a sporting endeavor.  

Best sports article i’ve read in weeks.

apparently you’ve never caught any leaf blowing races on ESPN 8, The Ocho. Sporting at its finest. 

apparently you’ve never caught any leaf blowing races on ESPN 8, The Ocho. Sporting at its finest. 

when they killed CC in the parlor and Black Frankie walked in on them — “you killed the shit out of that motherfucker!” i laughed for about 5 minutes at that.

Alston, Abby and Candy/Eileen are the only ones who are certainly not going to die. I’d like to add Black Frankie to that list, since he’s secretly the best character on the show, but with the mob beef he might not live to see the modernization of times square. 

i support all types of secular satanic trolling, even if its just from the horny set of lavey. that said, the satanic temple is genuinely cool and fighting the good fight for everyone, even if they are too dumb to realize it. 

people biting on ‘satanic’ trolling and getting thoroughly owned by the responses will never not be funny to me. 

wait, presidents aren’t supposed to stay hidden in their safe spaces with a cadre of sycophants with low IQs? They are supposed to interface with the American people??  

because they* are the only ones it would work against?

dude, you live in Maryland, not the arctic circle. it maybe gets below 35 degrees there three days per winter, if that. 

Re: Midnight - Complete and Total Hell is an excellent collection, but the best track on it is “Endless Slut”. Its such a good song, even the girl from that “give me a haircut that lets everyone know i’m offended by everything” meme would bang her head to it.

me, looking at the schedule before the season started: “oh, that week 8 game against the browns might actually be good!”

ol’ john boy would have soiled his khakis!

Hope Gary Larson got a writing credit on this one:

was in NYC this weekend for a concert at MSG, and these two yankee bros were seated behind us. shirts, hats, jerseys - about as close to a full kit boner as you can get without wearing stirrups. about 4 songs into the headliner they finally left after whining about how badly they were playing throughout the rest of…

Burzum’s filosophem is actually pretty amazing, musically speaking. too bad varg is such a turd.

the quest for exclusivity knows no bounds for these basement dwellers.

i disagree, mainly because i think dorks by definitely are harmless. the worst people you’ll ever meet are not harmless.