fuck. look at these three morons. i wouldn’t trust any of these jackasses to tell me the current weather. and does kellerman have to perpetually look hungover, or does he just drink himself to sleep every night?

you got the order wrong, there, Fishbulb. TMHT is a track. TTtP can eat trump’s ass.

I live in the Boston area and have met and worked with a number of former Harvard student athletes. And let me tell you... most of them have not been very bright.

a rage induced stroke isn’t out of the realm of possibility. 

getting paid and not having to be good at the sport seem like a much better option than have to watch them and not getting paid.

i just hate that the HOG ending pretty much makes the rest of the story unnecessary. like, if god were going to intervene to stop Flagg’s army then the tom cullen sleeper cell story line and dirty dozen-esque mission to vegas were totally pointless.

Bring back the mean street posse! the world wants to know whats going on with Joey Abs, Pete Gas, and Rodney

i squat and deadlift in socks (unless i’m forced to wear shoes by a PL federation, then i wear chucks). But i really like nike metcon’s for bench, non-running cardio and general use. they have a good flat sole and i find that they don’t slide around when benching.

Lol, same here, but for me it was Laura San Giacomo. I distinctly remember my mom trying to get me to avert my eyes when she was seducing Harold as Nadine, but i was all like, nah bro, i’mma watch this.

agreed, 100%. he would have been the perfect walking dude.

people who hate artichoke dip are sociopaths.

schwarzenegger / devito.

I hope he is leaving her to be with Lisa Ann

PSA: if you practice ‘fails’ — please use the shittiest bar your gym has. no point messing up a brand new power bar for intentional fails*.

slide them out and down. 

his stated claim (via Rosenhaus at least) of wanting a trophy will really be put to the test with the Pats. to your point, the ball will be distributed around, and they don’t need him — but if they throw brown, gordon and edelman out there at the same time with one of their pass catching RB’s, opposing defenses are…

the same people who gave their bank info, ssn and mother’s maiden name to that nice Nigerian prince who promised to send them 10,000,000 USD 

i heard some noise on the radio this morning that DD was hoping to get canned so he’d get the rest of his contract and retire early. and while i’m not one to put much stock into what gets said on Boston radio, his lack of activity at the trade deadline - after being known as a trade wizard for his entire career -…

Question for Daniel Kanelos, who is RTUMP and how can i sign up for their newsletter? 

Why don’t you cut out the middleman and give your social security directly to the mafia?