yeah, but do those guys play the game “the right way”?

on one had, this 18 year run has been incredible, on the other hand, being at games in Foxboro with proud-to-be-union-but-i-still-voted-for-trump meth heads from the bowels of the south shore and new hampshire makes me question every decision i have ever made.

my summer camp had an interesting take on capture the flag called murderball aka kill the counselor. probably needs a rebranding in 2019.

and the ditka bears! and the packers

can’t wait for them to somehow beat the pats in week 2 for their only win of the season and the ensuing “is brady washed up” commotion that will come of it. 

its amazing how that shit unfolds. my wife was a D1 swimmer in college, but hurt her shoulder and didn’t pursue the olympics. a few years back we were on a family trip in Florida. Her brother is a semi-pro iron man, and he foolishly challenged her to a race in the water. mind you, she hasn’t trained or even really…

then they rent a boat on lake minnetonka for a little r & r!

I have yet to go to New Orleans, but everyone i know who has been has told me that its only good for the food and strippers. you know where else you can get that combo? Montreal - and you don’t have to sweat your balls off to go there. 

its shit like this story which makes me hope that i’m wrong and that there is a great beyond, its the only glimmer of hope to hold onto in the face of such immense tragedy. 

Fuck. So horrible and senseless. 

the clippers can probably beat the broncos, so that would be a more entertaining game. 

oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met.

oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met.

oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met. 

re: ripken - apparently he is a giant asshole. he belittled a girl i used to date for being a shitty goalie in soccer to the point of her crying. she was like 11 at the time. his daughter was on the opposing team that was lighting her up in the net. 

you could’ve sat next to the donald on the couch he brought in to watch (and fap) in relative comfort.

how cool would it be if a jet engine randomly fell out of the sky and landed on jordon peterson, donnie darko style? like, that might get me to believe in god.

Ok, we can go down that path... then the metro Boston area doesn’t want to be subsidizing a border wall between Texas and Mexico. Or a federal pork barrel water project in rural Nebraska. Isn’t it amazingly easy to cherry pick how we don’t want our federal taxes being spent??

hey, this story isn’t about Robert Kraft, ok.