he seems to create wights by force of will (and triumphantly raising his arms), but does not touch them? 

“This checks out”

BLAME IT ON GOD

I think the americans flubbed the landing pretty hard compared to how strong the series was overall. it wasn’t like the dexter finale, which made me want to sue showtime for all the hours of my life back, but it wasn’t on par with breaking bad, the sopranos, or the wire

dude, taking an on-the-clocker is one of our most hallowed traditions. getting paid to shit is the working man’s middle finger to the man. 

alpha? is rodgers into some jordan peterson / jocko willink horseshit?

if only he dropped a “UR”, we would have hit the trifecta!

you must be fun at parties. 

true story: a few years back i was riding the subway in Boston when i noticed an odd open space on the train. what was preventing people from filling the void? The train was crowded, so figured there was a spill or a pile of puke or something. But alas, that was wrong. So wrong.

uh, cersei arguably wasn’t a war criminal until after she was freed from captivity. one could argue that her torture at the hands of the high sparrow and unella pushed her from being an awful person to being an evil person. 

hey, the parking lot rimjob took place in detroit, not bufflo.

cersei is obviously evil, but i don’t think there wasn’t anyone rooting against her when i came to her revenge on septa unella. for a character who said maybe 15 unique words during her arc on the show, she really made herself hate-able.

a kid in my high school chemistry class thought it would be fun to take it before class. he then essentially lost all motor function and slid out of his desk, out the front, like a snake, and onto the floor. clocked his head on the floor pretty good. 

+1 sloop

eh, i don’t know about that. put clooney into the dark knight and it’s not the same movie. 

hot take: nickolson’s joker kinda sucks. i get why i loved that movie as a kid, but it aged like shit. keaton batman is still better than all non-Bale batmans though. 

most nba games are snooze fests for the first 40 minutes. likewise for mlb. how many times have you seen star mlb players loaf it in the field? it happens all the fucking time. hockey i’ll grant you, but they’re all crazy people. 

re: fully guaranteed NFL contracts

this reminds me of when Rick Pitino called into Toucher & Rich in boston (the only acceptable sports talk radio show in new england) only for them to open the interview by saying “you ruined the celtics! you stink” and hanging up on him. that too gives me the warm and fuzzies