as of 11/8/17, Forbes estimates Kraft at 6.2 (https://www.forbes.com/profile/robert-kraft/), Jones at 5.6 (https://www.forbes.com/profile/jerry-jones/)

“buncha savages in this town”

i bet it really bothers double J that Kraft is richer than he is... and that his football is much, much better

same here. and the back of the stall door looks like a topographical map due to all the boogers flicked onto it.

a woman in my office microwaves dry chunk tuna in ziploc bags on a daily basis. it is so disgusting. she gets yelled at all the time for it, but nevertheless, she persists. i think we now are all just banking on the fact that the chemicals that leak out of the ziploc bags will certainly end her life soon.

i like that in the zombie apocalypse, 50 caliber rounds don’t penetrate through more than one person, which is how Ezekiel will be alive next week.

also fuck 1980's billy joel doo-wop #catalinawinemixer

i honestly feel bad for anyone who has to order their pizza from any of these shit holes because of a lack of a local pizza place that don’t suck ass.

i would love this for many reasons. A1 being that it’d make all the WEEI listeners’ heads explode like that guy in scanners. Somewhere further down the line would be the fact that Kraft signing Kaep would be an escalation of his war with jerry jones.

yeah, maybe he’ll be lucky and that stanford brain of his won’t be total mush in 5 years.

he’s a real bad ombre, let me tell you that.

the west newbury native is really showing his north shore chops on this one.

oh, how i would enjoy watching that unfold.

AYAH, YA CAN’T GET THERE FROM HEYAHH!

of everything in this god damn picture, cheeto mussolini’s tie bothers me the most. not only is it is hideous, but it is tied to an improper length. and it serves as an exclamation point to his stupid, smug face.

PS - fuck the cardinals.

re: limp bizkit drummer — that actually happened, Sammy Siegler, drummer of Youth of Today, Judge, Side by Side (and others), did an emergency stint in LB. from his other bands, i really doubt he enjoys their music.

the sox have been so boring. we need a reanimated earl weaver or something like him to shake things up.

technically, he’s the asshole who attempted to throw a porn star off a roof into a pool — he failed completely, since she landed on the concrete walkway instead of the water. apparently his mirror muscles are just as useless as he is.

while you list them all out, bill burr is going to be watching your cable like he was waiting for a check to the IRS to clear.