also worth noting, one of the judges is a business partner of the winner, Eddie Hall. Hall retired immediately after the competition, so he’ll never have to defend the title.

indisputable facts: strawberry ice cream is disgusting, and people who like it are freaks.

shirt in the pool is some 7th grade trip to the water park shit. and it just accentuates the fatness, not hides it.

CNBC is on in pretty much every financial firm’s office all day long... whether or not the sound is on is a different story.

baltimore calling boston a second rate city: LOL.

at least kraft’s tie is set to an appropriate length. trump looks like he’s a little kid wearing his dad’s suit... and edelman looks about as coherent as he did in the “just fucked edelman, no lie” picture.

how the fuck is Kid Rock the least trashy person in that photo?

best scene in that series.

shit. why did it get so dusty in here? its killing my eyes.

if i were mike pence’s wife, i’d be more concerned if he were having dinner alone with another man. #conversiontherapysavedhislife

“don’t underestimate the swiss army knife.” - my reattached pointer finger

FWIW, ALS also has links to fertilizers. Now, most NFL fields are synthetic at this point, but they grew up playing on grass fields for the most part. Soccer & football players have both been shown to have higher risks of ALS than the general population. That could be head trauma, could be exposure to fertilizers,…

Ctrl+F: “the one that doesn’t smear dog shit everywhere”

Ctrl+F: “the one that doesn’t smear dog shit everywhere”

now watch BB sign him for $1MM and get a probowl season out of him. pretty sure the NY Post building would spontaneously combust if that were to happen

hopefully katie nolan will be able to get out from under Fox and work somewhere that deserves her. she’s the lone bright spot in that otherwise mountain of goat shit known as FS1

“Hi, my name is Drew Magary. I’m a fucking doofus who is sad because I only support shitty sports franchises. The only time I won is when I was on chopped against a bunch of jabronis who probably don’t know what haricot verts are.”

and lets be honest here, slavery was abolished mostly to punish the south and less so because the north gave a shit about slaves. yes, there were ardent abolitionists who did care, but they represent a tiny sliver of the population.

Human shit out of water is pretty awful, but it is never worse than puke. I once covered every square inch of my bathroom with a steak quesadilla barf bomb, and cleaning it up was the second worst experience of my life, bested only by the time i had to remove a dead skunk from my parents’ yard... it was covered in…

i’m 6'4", taking most steps one at a time is fucking bullshit. its harder taking mini strides. i went to the Winchester Mystery House about 15 years ago and it was my personal hell. the stair risers were all like 3 fucking inches tall. I was taking 8 steps at a time.

this article made me forget that our president is cheeto-mussolini for a few glorious minutes. thank you.