Eh, I still visit Ebron’s World sometimes to watch that grape stomping video.

Did we really have to dress up as Sexy Bert and/or Sexy Ernie?

You can have sympathy for Feldman and still think crowdfunding a 10m film is the wrong way to go about things

“Oh yeah, dismantle that federal government you dirty little minx. Get down there and destroy the safety net you naughty girl. Now turn around and gimme that tax cut! I’m gonna... Uhhhhh.... I’m gonna...AAAH ATLAS CUMS”

Try Nashville: there are gazillions of generic dye-blondes who look like this and are named Ashley or Whitney.

What region of the country do you live in, because if she’s average I’m moving there.

Is he tho?

Dontrell my Belle,

You and your kind need to be brought into the real world again,

to be fair, Simmons did write some pretty gross things about women and gay people back in the day. specifically, didn’t he write an entire column that boiled down to “soccer—what a buncha fags, amiright?” while at ESPN?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

obligatory noone denies this

If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

It was truly amazing. But I didn’t want to bring it out of the greys, so I’ll bring you up instead.

Bill Simmons wants you to know that he met Tucker Max at a house party being thrown at Dane Cook’s house and he and Dane agree that Bill Simmons is nothing like Tucker Max.

Oh dear Lord. That comment by Dontrell’s in.

Some people mature. Some people just have birthdays.

Having graduated in college in 2005, I had both the Tucker Max and Maddox books. I would like to believe I wasn’t as much of a POS as they were, but as I was gleefully gorging on their materials, its hard to argue otherwise. Great write-up on how things have and continue to change, and the accountability many of us…

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.