The Caspian, now that’s a good sea. A great sea, a bigly sea.

Instead of bringing on Mike’s son, they should have totally rebranded. Rename it Open Mike and have a revolving door of guests named Mike perform open heart surgery on Big Mike.

Pence

A number of years ago, Mike and Mike were a driving factor for me to switch from car commuting to bike commuting. Totally changed my life for the better. A super interesting, smart, edgy, or funny show would not have forced my hand like that.

Probably conceded the South China Sea. Which really, we never wanted. It’s the worst sea. Everyone knows this.

I’m sure gonna miss the forty live reads during every hour of their show.

A second scoop of ice cream.

That sound you hear? It’s the NCAA joke going right over your head...

I’m just relieved these guys didn’t accidentally enroll in any Shanghai U classes during their short detainment. Otherwise, the NCAA would’ve had to get involved.

I’m just happy that there is a conclusion to this very selfish move by LiAngelo that will detrimentally impact his older brother’s ability to play in the CBA in 5 years.

Holy shit.

Didn’t watch the video because kinja doesn’t get along with my phone and typing this out is harder than it needs to be. But I watched one of my friends knock out another friend with one hit. And the dude who got knocked out farted as soon as he hit the floor. I’m not sure where I’m going with this. It was just funny…

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I had just been a little better at football.”

Dwarf bowling is so 20th Century..... 

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice...

Being in Indianapolis cannot be worth any of those things.

I wouldn’t have thought to do that before you suggested it, so...

but the only people that seemed to care all lived in Boise.

They also ran a hook & ladder play during that game but the only people that seemed to care all lived in Boise.

I had no idea Mexico City was that elevated! Thank you for teaching me something new!