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The Shooting Star Press was his finisher in developmental and the planned finish for that match. They improvised when Brock misjudged the distance.

It’s at least partially his fault.

“Hey, lay off the guy! I still can’t stand being asked about notable plays.”
— Mary Todd Lincoln

...Scott Brooks is a Colin Cowherd fan I see

“Miraculously, he was still able to complete a 20-page term paper on The Federalist Papers with no outside help whatsoever, nope, nuh uh.”

Smash Door

That’s harsh; it’s not completely his fault his head is shaped like that.

So he sucks at driving in life as much as he does in Diddy Kong Racing?

Super smash, bro.

Too bad “Not Punching A Door 101" wasn’t one of the fake classes offered at UNC.

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

To fill his time during his time off, Joel Berry has started a new band called 1 Door Down.

My brother chipped my tooth when we were teenagers because I was giving him crap while beating him in Diddy Kong Racing. But I got him back. I’m married with three kids, and all he has is that he’s dead from an automobile accident. I miss him, though.

100 fucking percent FIFA. I’ll put my house on it.

Oh it’s true. It’s true.

Kurt Angle is the guy that watches the movie Kids and decides “That’s it. I’m wearing condoms from now on,” only to say “fuck condoms” the first opportunity he has with an attractive woman.

“Oh, sure, now you’re talking about how great a European invasion is.” -Germany

“Hard disgaree.”