Michael Sweetn—*gets shot*

Seeing the city at night coming through the tunnels. For a minute... you could forget you were in bumper-to-bumper traffic and just smile. I’ll always have a place in my heart for it.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

I work with people who eat like that. They have dementia. Just sayin’.

Primantis really is fucking terrible

The way the city hits upon exiting the Fort Pitt tunnel. It’s a fucking beautiful visual. Gets me every damn time.

I’ll admit to some bias, but you really need to get a late-afternoon game at Coors Field in sometime. There’s something just amazing about the sun setting behind the mountains, the sky afire with color, while the Rockies shit the bed on the field in front of you... it’s just incredible.

Well, you’ve got me. I can’t tell if you mean this or if you’ve found an even more subtle way to tell a fan base to go fuck itself.

I would move back to Pittsburgh in a heartbeat if it weren’t for all the Pittsburghers.

But Steelers fans and soggy sandwiches are trying to ruin it again...

Obviously the Sixers didn’t pay extra for no-Fultz insurance.

Trust the Coracoid Process.

Could be like a PornHub advertisement...Cox Too Big for Cousins? Watch video to find out!

Rocky.

Can you repeat that like 10 or 12 more times please?

Someone tell Fletcher Cox Guy you have a better chance of winning a fight if you exhibit some defense. He was just walking into straight right hands.

Philly fans are passionate man, they’ve gotta hammer somebody.

It takes some real North Dakota toughness to stand in there and break that fight up.

This was the worst comment I’ve seen on this site.

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.