Is John Skipper an elite president?

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Look at you, bragging about not losing your phone in a blackout.

Skipper: “Let’s get this! The edginess and borderline inappropriateness will really appeal to the kids, who like sports and edginess!”

not defending barstool, but it’s amazing how ESPN has found a way to publicly and embarrassingly shoot its own dick off regarding nearly every major content and personnel decision over the past 18 months.

No one should ever appreciate Big Cat

I guess today, we could consider this show...smoked?

Every Tom, Murph, and Sully cries into his shitty Gansett pour tonight

PMT needs to get the fuck out of Barstool sports. Their dipshit founder essentially cost them a TV show because he’s a child and cannot apologize or let something go

Some years back, I saw Amanda Knox standing around waiting for someone in the ID in Seattle.

I’m gonna have “Sweet Home Alla Carbonara” playing in my head the rest of the day now.

Which story? The Process?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

relatedly, which comes first: Philly in the playoffs or Martin with new pages?

for an egg, you’d think he’d be better at fowl shots.

If Fultz is Egg, does this make Joel Embiid Dunk?

I’m Irish Catholic and I have 13 aunts/uncles on one side and 45 first cousins. What I’m saying is that there is a little truth to all the rumors so I’m going to die thinking that Jewish guys put their weiners through bedsheets. The thought amuses me.