That is a sweet burn. Well done.

I think the Mandela Effect thing is real, and resulted from something that went awry with a CERN experiment with the Large Hadron Collider.

1:00 pm “Oh cool a Deadspin article catching up on that Yi guy. I’ll read this on my 15 minute break. Wonder what ever happened to him.”

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

I saw Vin Baker lose to a barstool

Great piece. And I am almost positive I’ve seen the chair video. I think.

+1. A very well written piece.

I’m disappointed that his nickname wasn’t Chairman WOW.

Phoenix is Kirkland Signature™ trash.

The concerts held at Little Pizza’s Arena were Paul McCartney, Ed Sheeran, and Kid Rock. Two of those would sell out in any American city. The other will probably always sell out in Detroit. Do you want a banner in the rafters? “People Saw A Concert Here”

Honestly, this is the future...why on earth should I spend thousands, deal with traffic, eat overpriced dreck and get a worse experience than I can on my giant tv at home on the couch?

Makes you want to move to Detroit. Cheap housing and I bet floor seats are a steal. Of course, 1. you’d be living in Detroit and 2. they’d be Pistons floor seats. But you have to take the good with the bad.

He might be a different type of 5 star recruit then!

As a Rays fan, you have the convenience of not having to worry about his never ending quest to inch the pitcher’s spot continuously higher in the batting order. You also didn’t spend the entire first half of the season watching him nearly ruin Kyle Schwarber by insisting he bat leadoff.

Cubs fan here, its not Madden’s fault these guys cant hit the ball.

And still haven’t turned on Ditka.

Totally agree. Maddon isn’t the one acting as if he’d never seen a bat before.

it’s insane. i think maddon gets too much crap from insane cubs fans. not using wade in game 2 was an all-time fuckup but beyond that, he’s been about as fine as you can expect over the last two years when you look at what he’s had to work with in the bullpen.

Baseball fans have no governor on the stuff that comes out of their mouths in October. It’s a straight feed from the lizard brain. Pitcher left in too long? “I hope an arsonist burns down your house, and I’m going to post the address.”