Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury...

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

The clown doesn’t go to the grocery store in their make-up.

One performs for kids and one performs for adults?

Do you like having intercourse with clowns?

What’s the difference between a woman with lots of makeup and a clown?

I’m with her. The price of bacon is way to high. She did the trust fall and it paid off. Security was in on it

Well, thats the last time I’ll ever give a kid credit for anything.

He didn’t even catch it! He doinked it, and his dad had to snatch it up off the damn seats.

I knew something was wrong. Shit.

Damn noobs spelling it, “nubes”.

You left out Rudy Gobert’s response:

I kinda have to give her props for standing up, and then quasi-flopping over dramatically, while still holding her core and legs rigid. She was setting the scene of a protestor being squashed by The Man, while still making it easier than she had to for the guards to carry her off.

Steven Seagal is under siege and on deadly ground for his fire down below. He thought he was above the law and hard to kill. But his accuser is out for justice.

Nice burner, Hassan

An Embiid Eclipse occurs when shade is thrown on the Whiteside of the moon

Elvis Stojko looks on approvingly.

It’s a pretty important omission: They have an American on their roster. Jonathan Klinsmann. Yes, that Klinsmann. 

This is what Rick Pitino sees when he looks in the mirror.

Baywatch era David Hasselhoff is back and no one told me.