If Patrick doesn’t take her up on that offer and/or Marchman doesn’t force him to, then journalism is over.

“I am eager to help you gain more experience ... with some ... hand ... under your belt!”

Wow...you know (looks down, kicks rock)...you know you may be right. I shouldn’t make light of people considering harming themselves, even if it’s clearly a joke T-shirt featuring a widely maligned quarterback. I need to...maybe re-evaluate some things. Like my apparent love of Pitbull and Golden Corral (with TWO Rs).…

hook, line and sinker!

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

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‘Well faeries do give you the AIDS.’ - Mike Ditka

Traveled to Chicago last year to see the Cardinals play the Bears. I wore this shirt to the game, along with a Cardinals hat and jacket, so I thought it would be clear I was trying to mock their team. Instead, about 500 Bears fans were giving me high fives, asking where I got the shirt, and even offering money to buy…

For all the talk about how great the Bears are at playing in weather, they lost the only Super Bowl ever played in the rain to a dome team.

I was taking a flight back to Chicago last year when I see Dan Hampton in line for the same flight. He has his buddy go tell the airline gate agent to make an announcement that he was there. Everyone in our gate clapped and he waved like he was surprised it happened. I walked past him on the plane later and he had…

Fact 1: The Bears went out and got the Cleveland Browns quarterback coach. The Browns.

“Ditka is nothing more than Donald Trump, Sports Edition.”

I remember Cutler’s gunslinging glory days from the aughts, in fact you can say I’m a little aughtistic.

This team suffered defeat at the hands of Boxcar Jimmy and the 49ers Amazing Travelling Circus.

Dave:

Nothing anyone says will ever convince me this man does not speak for all of you in Giant’s blue

So they can’t even do that right!

Save it for the Jets article, Ed. smdh

The sixty-five million dollar quarterback:

I moved to Jacksonville 5 years ago (Note: NEVER fucking do this), just in time for the last Giants Super Bowl win (of which not one fucking person in this hick ass town cared, because “THE GATORS DON’T PLAY IN FEBRUARY”). My friend sent me a personalized Giants coffee mug for my birthday, which I used daily for work.