You get lifted from the greys!

YOU GET THE SHOW!!!

Ill noise alum, not much of a fan.

Have you seen his wife?

You know Alex in Washington State only became a Dolphins fan because of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Yes, but only ironically.

yea...well....how’d you like that homefield advantage in the AFC championship game?! Boom, roasted.

Cheer up friend! The wildcat was fun as shit for a couple weeks. Ronnie Brown going Super Sayain against the Patriots is one of my favorite football memories not involving the Ravens

+1 arena league superstar

I guess you finished the article before this gem came out

This, Forever:

The last time the Dolphins made the playoffs in 2008 they got bounced by the Ravens. One of the fun things you realize watching that game was that Ed Reed had a better understanding of the Dolphins playbook than any quarterback they’ve had since Marino retired

bring in Marco Rubio

Not 100% sure, but I believe Colts-Dolphins (2000-01 Wild Card Game) is the last time an NFL playoff game was blacked out on local television due to a lack of ticket sales.

That whole gif is just peak Florida.

LET’S DO THIS!

Do you even sports, bro?

The last time anyone gave a fuck about the Dolphins is when Ace Ventura rescued Dan Marino.

If Suh were an actual dolphin:

Worked in a supermarket for a decade, I learned a few things.