Cubs fan here. How about they do a Soler for Puig deal? Trade one underperforming Cuban for another underperforming Cuban. Or better yet trade both to the Mets to hook up with Yoenis.

This is my fault. I meant to leave this lukewarm take in the grays but my thumb slipped when i was scrolling and hit the star on accident. No take backsies apparently.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

You’ve gotta stop using Clayton Kershaw and Scott Van Slyke as legitimate “sources”, Kenny.

After reading the last tweet, it was evident Rosenthal was being suspended 80 games for PED use.

I’m guessing that the instigators will be in the Shiite.

Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

“The Bahraini players seemed especially fond of trying to kick the Americans.”

The bane of Spain feels pain vs. Bahrain.

D’oh!

+1 secret handshake

That’s nothing. Byron Scott has neither seen nor heard of a tre in YEARS.

+1 eye of the pyramid

Knowing Masons, they’ll probably find him at a Lodge somewhere.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Jacksonville is the worst city in Florida for one main reason: Its in “The South”.

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

I was looking for a new house this summer and my realtor pulled up in this:

On the bright side, Jacksonville has a terrific TGI Friday's.