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Anyone who fights cancer is inspiring as hell, but there’s something that feels even more amazing about Sager’s battle. Something about how despite being told not too long ago there is a chance death is near, he just kept chugging along. He was driving six hours to work games, just to get blown off by Pop or get

Part of Craig Sager will be in part of the Olympics. He donated his jacket to some African nation to use as their national flag.

attempted to hide the bags under some leaves before being arrested

The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.

Do you know what the difference between pizza lunchables and dead bodies are?

Ew. I could totally imagine Ted Cruz enjoying pizza Lunchables.

I don’t understand how Capri Sun can be used as a vodka mixer. How do you get the vodka into the pouch?

“Capri sun makes for an EXCELLENT vodka mixer.”

We use Ramen in stir fry. Use two packages. Stir fry meat in a frying pan with sesame oil and set aside. Wipe the pan out with a paper towel. Then, using the same pan, stir fry your vegetables, adding sesame oil. Set the vegetables aside.

Do they still make Dunkaroos? I'm not sure if they don't sell them where I live or my wife just has me conditioned not to look at the cookie aisle any more.

I go for the puffy cheetos, or more awesome than anything else, is the Snyder’s of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing pieces.

Pepperjack Cheez-its dipped in cream cheese is god-tier snackfood

You can make dunkaroos at home now. Just make Funfetti dip funfetti dip and use teddy grahams as your crackers. Ive done this at a couple of parties where Im asked to bring a dip, and mine is always first one eaten.

this dude knows what the fuck is up

PIZZA LUNCHABLES ARE FOR SERIAL KILLERS

Dunkaroos were almost the greatest thing ever, second only to these guys:

Dude, cheez its aren’t kids food... they’re the nectar and ambrosia of stoners. I think they put cocaine in those; once you start you seriously cannot stop.

Heh heh, so you like your creampies cold do you?

-Capri sun makes for an EXCELLENT vodka mixer. I am a heterosexual male, I swear.

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