Yes, I do know how to read.

They’re moving into the MLS next year. This is where the MLS gets its “talent.” So yes.

Monroe: I’m trying to take the high road here. Can you tell me where it is?

So a team not in MLS gets the MLS Sucks tag?

Pretty startling and straight forward, but I guess, knowing his history, anything coming from Monroe is blunt.

I think this dude saw the Tomatoface troll on Gawker and thought, “I can do that with even less humor and cleverness!”

Do they not make $500 a week?

you ok man?

All dozens of them?

There’s nothing stiff in the WNBA.

Lemme get this straight, there is more than one team?

“...and each player who wore a black shirt was fined $500.”

Don’t say we have a voice and then fine us because we use it. #notpuppets #cutthestrings

I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”

Was he murdered after game for this?

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

Reilly only plagiarizes the best!

Good to see Peter Gammons get a gig as a social media manager.