Strong choice, assures England will maintain their commitment to not winning a fucking thing.

Also, that was so long, slow moving and unsatisfying in the end, it could be an Andy Reid 2-minute drill.

And they said a guy with Robinson’s frame wouldn’t be able to run through traffic.

I just groaned so hard I strained my MCL.

+1 dad joke

Apparently Staples forgot to hit the “Easy” button.

More Bad News, Bears.

Testing of the sheets revealed an open and shut case of a culture problem.

Also a fun fact about Chesterfield: they have convicted rapist Ched Evans on the first team.

I look forward to Adam Johnson’s career resurrection with the Spirites.

I always open a fresh bar of soap to wash the dirty one.

Coors Original aka The Banquet Beer. Pretty universally accepted as one of the best American macro-brewed suds. Can’t go wrong with that at 40, let alone 15 years old.

As a married man of nearly 10 years........

I was the same way. Every time I said “You don’t like it? You do it” an invisible mark went on an invisible chalkboard. Now I’m divorced.

Genius that you did it early on. I did it later on and it caused some friction but it smoothed out and and there’s far less arguing than there was before.

Yes, the “hoarder” who just wants his dish back is certainly the one with the problem.

That’s genius. That’s just... honestly, fucking genius.

And then onto Wichita, where he hit his groove as the BTK serial killer...

I told my (now) wife something early when we started shacking up: You can tell me what to do, or how to do it. But not both.

It’s good though if you just tell them “I’ve already read it, so just whenever you get a chance to read it. No rush.”

That’s the slick parenting move. Instead of forbidding a kid from alcohol, you let them try it, pretending you’re being all permissive and French, while secretly knowing they won’t like it anyway.