Sometimes I feel like we’re the punchline of a Metal Gear Solid game.

I’m a horrible flyer and I was on one of these planes. The weather was so bad they were diverting everyone to another airport but our pilot insisted on trying to land. He’d go into land and abort because it was too dangerous. He did this six times. All the while it was like a giant had ahold of our plane and was…

“The budget was a fraction of that spent on the SJW game Wolfenstein...”

“ this image of a black man photoshopped into a faux-medieval setting”

The problem with turbulence is it reminds you that you’re on a plane, way up in the sky, going 400 mph and oh shit . . .

Gooooooood, fucking damn it.

It is a kind of human TIE Fighter noise, so it’d be apropos.

A vacant stare with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk whose lost a bet.

Yeah, I’ve seen and jerked it to that before. I’d certainly give him a reason to like Mondays if you know what I mean.

Honestly, what are these palaeontologists going on about? They should know that the Invisible Hand of the Market, now that it’s no longer shackled by onerous regulations, will move swiftly to provide the best possible outcome.

I had this impression.

I loved it, but my god the learning curve needs more aggressive match making. Half the players are wall running and flying through windows and killing everything that moves. The other half of the players are just running through the open getting mowed down relentlessly. I’ve never played a game where the skill gap was…

I loved it, but my god the learning curve needs more aggressive match making. Half the players are wall running and…

Yeah... how these things are “categorized” is the big problem here. What a cunt.

The concept art for the casino scenes in Star Wars is way better than the casino scenes in Star Wars.

“I’m kinda pissed Killmonger dies at the end. I know why he has to in terms of narrative devices, but still. He’s the best villain in the MCU IMO and now he’s just gone”

I don’t feel like Ludwig Goransson is getting enough love for his incredible score. The percussive drive of that fucking score was just exhilarating. Kendrick Lamar’s album is great, but I’ve found myself listening to the score almost nonstop the last few days.

“It’s always unwise to seek political advice for someone who gets paid $100 million a year to bounce a ball.”

Sad Max: Dusty Choads

I’ve just been saying this on another thread...in every society, there’s a hard core of people whose idea of a good time is making others bow to their wills. Live your life the way I tell you to, or you will suffer for it.

I think emperor Constantine creating the mythos of Jesus Christ should say a lot about modern day politicians claims of divine inspiration. They don’t believe it is anything other than a means to an end.