The constitution is just like the bible, in that you are free to ignore or misinterpret anything you want to, and then accuse everyone else of betraying its original intent.

First questioner: I know you want your family to accept you, but your family already doesn’t accept you. Your mother may pretend to accept you, but she does not accept who you are. It sounds like your father will not accept who you are either. I think you need to realize those facts. Also they sound like shitty shitty…

How is it weird for an individual to have their own thoughts and opinions? What’s weird is becoming obsessed with picking apart casual remarks.

Good measured response, King Hat. I feel similarly, among other things. I did see the originals in the theater. You can’t imagine how it felt to go to Phantom Menace, and the Lucasfilm thing came up, and the music blasted.

• The saditty relative: There is always one aunt who can’t cook shit, but she arrives in her new Benz and she just earned her Ph.D. in International Superiority Studies. She is going to bring a store bought dessert from an artisanal bakery, and wonder why no one is eating it. Because ... Aunt Linda’s sweet potato pies,…

Not bad at all

...NOT BIG ENOUGH!

This is Magnus Samulson, he is 6'6" tall and weighs about 320, now just get him to wear his mustache in a handlebar and you are set:

I hear ya, but it seems disingenuous to pretend there’s no difference between ‘In University, there was a sexual encounter which could, in hindsight have had clearer communication - if we were not on the same page and the other individual felt consent was not clearly present, I absolutely regret it’ and the serial…

Yes, and he responded to it pretty appropriately.

Here’s a question: Do you want every single person accused of rape/sexual assault to just...go away, or something? To be financially ruined, swallowed up by a black hole, raptured, to live life on an island, lost and alone, without friends or family?

He got accused of…

And the guy that did the janitor’s voice would go on to play the janitor in Scrubs! Several voice actors on Clone High ended up on Scrubs, oddly enough

Bill Lawrence created Scrubs and was one of the creators of Clone High. Less coincidence and more preexisting working relationship.

“Oh Janitor! Some kid vomited in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up?”

Totally unrelated but, it is painfully obvious how much better an actor Chris Tucker is compared to ice whatever.

Really only seems a few steps removed from this story. https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/07/20/woman-jailed-for-wearing-fake-penis-tricking-friend-into-sex/amp/

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

Vote.

The first date isn’t really a date anyway (online dating context). It’s the lets meet in person for an hour or so to see if we both want to go on an actual date.

There is only one rule the internet follows: