How is Michael Bay not attached to this?

...How do any of these people make it to space?!

Well not if you practice responsible scientific method and observe proper containment procedures.... Wait, did that ensign just go outside without a suit to smell flowers? DAMMIT!

I think that it’s clear that the problem is much easier to identify than to solve. In video games, where every decision is in your hands, the tiniest thing can take on deep significance. Do I turn left, or right? What do I put in my backpack? Even things like stopping to recover health feel exciting (in small doses, I…

It was a big rock.

Also, “smaller in scale” is not “the exact same thing.” In this case, the difference is both large and quite meaningful.

False flag attacks, suppression of digital information, and Presidential crotch grabbing. This game predicted the future better than I thought.

That’s a strange name. I’d have called him Chazwazzers.

Although he had found peace within himself, and had help others across the world find such peace within themselves, Zenyatta still wondered at times in his deepest sessions of meditation: “What if I had never left the band?”

It isn’t related to Jackson’s version, it’s a reboot. This one exists in the same universe as that aggressively mediocre Godzilla movie that was crapped out a few years ago.

I can live with these. What I can’t stand in trailers are the slow, plaintive, covers of pop or rock songs - usually sung by a female, and maybe accompanied by single-note piano plinking.

Your affinity for asses and tities is apparent. I’m confident you’ll impregnate millions of these shedemons in no time.

Sadly its rare to not be excessively bullshitted during the interview process. Most companies pride themselves in making up crap and then being suprised that you wont gleefully accept their 40% below what you should be making offer.

I found that ignoring HR works well for this. MY current job I asked for $XXXXXX and…

Yeah, that was horrifying and really killed any remnant of respect I might have had left. It’s fine (I guess?) if you don’t care about what Trump says about you, but by extension he insulted every POW who was ever captured. How dare you stand by and give some mealy mouthed speech about how you don’t agree with what he…

I see Mario’s plumbing job isn’t paying the bills.

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

Plus hoops. Make us fly through hoops.

And on the third day he delivered the smart pistol unto you.

I was a little bummed that a good game like Titanfall 2 has to resort to such measures, but this comment line was absolutely worth it.

I wish Sony and co. would just go the full CG route a la Advent Children or Kingsglaive.