He gets a fox. It will have to be enough.

Probably with a boat that talks to him.

Don’t you judge him! You don’t know him! Maybe he has the ability to poop his own lightning.

He’ll just have to solve a shit-ton of line puzzles on the island a la the Witness

No.

“Sir our space ships can land anywhere.” “Nah man, land on the beach.”

“Sir, if we just cut the giant metal skull form the plan, we’d be under budget and ahead of -”

First of all, they might’ve been inspired by Victorian England to build the Dishonored world, but Dunwall is definitely not Victorian England. Second, skirt physics were probably hard to achieve at the time. Third, the game took place during a rat plague. Do you think it’s a bright idea to wear a skirt that leaves…

I’m not alone. Yes.

Like this...

The best way to reduce abortion is to reduce poverty. The problem is the “pro-life” crowd keeps electing politician that want to cut assistance to the poor. So, the “pro-life” crowd actually helps to create the conditions that increase the likelihood that women will choose to have an abortion over giving birth. Of…

The whole #BlackGenocide (interestingly, both #BlackGenocide and #WhiteGenocide are used by racist white assholes) thing is so incredibly frustrating because it dehumanizes and demeans the actual people making the choice to get an abortion, who are the Black Women themselves. It’s the worst form of concern trolling.

That’s because you can’t smell things in video games.

After I got married, I changed my name, and my initials then spelled out sme. So I went around saying “Sme, sme, what about sme? Sme is me! What about me?!”

Shawn technically is. He runs a production shop and does this sort of stuff for a living.

My husband quotes that line monthly

This is certainly an interesting mechanical style, not sure I’ve seen it adopted that often. It makes me think Metal Gear, but it appears more curved.

That would kinda make sense, though I wouldnt call it the glory days of Amsterdam then. Then again, I guess that “the days that Amsterdam was past its peak and started to dwindle” doesn't quite have the same ring to it :P

Given the lessening sympathy I had for Kratos as the games went on, I would be open to a God of War game in which Kratos was the target.

For a game that started the slow song trailers trend back then, this feels a little stale. And sad Affleck totally ruined that song for me :(