also dolores/charlotte’s “in the flesh” reveal oneliner

Just make sure you get the un-thawing right. You don’t want to wake up thousands of years in the future with a planet dominated by hyper-intelligent  otters

I remember the Lost World videogame from the late 90's having a geothermal plant level. I doubt the scriptwriters cared beyond having a cool set piece but maybe the parks need an independent power supply on the islands and geothermal could do it

I didn’t think the movie was bad but I went in with very low expectations. I did wonder how anyone not familiar with the series could make sense of it thought. It throws a lot of grand concepts at you with little explanation. People who’ve played the games could take that in stride but I have no idea what newcomers…

Still wanna know how Claire isn’t in prison for her gross incompetence that cost a lot of lives and presumably hundreds of billions of dollars in loss of revenue.

Ubisoft: What do the fans want?
Fans: More Blood Dragon!
Ubisoft: It sounds like they said a caveman game!
Fans: No, we said Blood Dragon!
Ubisoft: Vietnam?
Fans: ...

I swear they changed it on purpose to root out us lapsers

As soon as I read this I thought, oh kinda like “Remember Me” Lo and behold, you say it’s the same studio. I still like Remember Me despite it’s flaws, I will probably give this game a try some day

well, I think it also helped inspire South Park’s portrayal of Mel, which was pretty great as I recall

What, no Hellboy??

it’s like what you’d call the “inciting event” that kicks off the movie’s plot. I never saw it but I remember watching the trailer online. Kevin Sorbo I think played the evil atheist professor, and one of the duck dynasty guys had a cameo!

I always thought God is Not Dead was like Hostel but for conservative Christian parents. “What if your kid goes away to one of those liberal dens of sin known as college, and on the very first day of class, they have to deny their faith in front of everyone! oooo-OOOO-oooo! Spooky!”

Scientist: I’ve got it! How bout...“Space Titanic!”

Interesting. Do you not like RPG’s in general or is more like “I expect a certain experience from AC and it is not RPG’s” I am by no means someone who thinks RGPification = improvement, but I gave it a try. All the fundamental AC mechanics are still there, climbing, stealth kills with the blade, etc. As stated in…

I made a conscious choice to avoid all advertising. I only watched the initial teaser that premiered around the time of the super bowl and after that, nothing. Didn’t read up on, didn’t watch any further trailers. And...I loved it! Walking in with modest expectations set by the past recent star wars films which…

Interesting, I never felt like the combat was tight enough, personally. I deliberately upgraded all the skills first that would allow me to end open combat as quickly as possible, i.e. the perk that lets you start a fight with a full agression bar, and the perk that lets you chain kills. Using weapons with poison or…

He’s still playing Teddy from Westworld in this one too. Dr. Robotnik founded Westworld alongside Ford and Arnold. Robotnik was ousted when Delos decided robitic attack animals were not something the guests would be interested in. Now Teddy is teaming up with sonic to take on his wayward creator...

Yeah, it is a bummer for sure. I really want to believe he thought the show would be about Roseanne’s character starting off as a trump supporter but then maybe there’s an episode where one of her non-white friends gets harassed in the name of maga, and so she wakes up and realizes it was all heinous bullshit. That…

At the very least the idea that last-man-standing = winner has been around long before PUBG. I used to play Uncharted 2's multiplayer and they had a mode called “elimination” I think? I suppose then that’s not what defines “battle royale.” Is it the spawning with no weapons, and having to find them?

A couple of things really nagged at me about this game:
1. You kill Death(grim reaper) and steal his scythe. So...like are the living not able to die during your trapse through Hell? Also, how does one kill Death???
2. Dante, a roided-out crusader, stitches a tapestry of his own sins into his chest, and heads home like…