I think the tornado/whirlwind is a homage to the orignal text which describes the realm of lust as a perpetual storm, just as these sinners were carried away  so easily by their sexual impulses in life, so too shall they be in the afterlife...metaphorically.

Ah, another tragic case of “Afluenza” Isn’t that what the defense called it for that shitheel rich kid that killed several people while drunk driving? I’d like to think if they don’t at least suffer legal consequences, they are at least psychologically haunted by the weight of their crimes till the end of their days.

Haha, I did not know it at the time, I just thought they were all impossibly hard. I also always kept active whatever that talisman was that slows down time for a last second dodge. I did that for purely aesthetic reasons, I thought it looked cool as hell, but more often than not it was useful in these fights, I was…

If you sort of want to get leg up on beating the valkyries before you could try doing what I did by accident, which was battle away at the valkyrie in the fire realm first. She is the hardest of the non-queen valkyries in my opinion. If you can beat her, you will find the rest are not so bad. The queen is pretty…

I just recently finished playing through for the first time. I thought it was great except when in open combat. It seems to me they borrowed a lot from the Witcher 3's open world style, but the combat just isn’t as tight. Fortunately I think being an assassin is all about sneaking and ambushing so it made sense…

It is a third person sci-fi shooter. You have a high tech suit that basically allows you to rocket-slide all over the place as you fire away, taking on all manner of robotic enemies, from human sized to skyscraper-sized. The main character is like some kind of parody of every michael bay protagonist. My favorite…

Yeah I try to be more constructive in my criticisms these days when I voice a negative opinion on some aspect of a game. Real blood, sweat, and tears goes into these things. Years of hard work get poured into it and it’s all too easy for someone to dismiss all of it b/c it didn’t quite live up to their expectations.

Hrmm, false advertising, look how much space there is between the back one seat, the knees of the person sitting behind. You never have to bend that far over to put up an electronic device

It’s a shame there aren’t more pop songs taking on blights and other agricultural disasters these days, it’s such a rich field to creatively mine

was is the dust bowl? wartime rationing? the kaiser?

what the fuck was going on with bananas back in the day?

Yeah, it reminds of the time I saw a very tired mother in a checkout line hand the kid leash of her three year old son to her five year old daughter. It went about as well as you’d expect

Unfortunately, fate isn’t about to let that happen, and he finds himself tracked and assaulted by entities who, surprise, reveal themselves to be gods from Norse mythology.

If you found Kratos’ rage-monster act to be a bit tiring, Ascension was kinda nice in that Kratos temporarily loses his memory (I forget why, ha) and so forgets about his dead family, and so forgets to be an angry douche 24/7. It was the most likeable he’d ever been in my opinion.

Yeah, I’m playing through it for the first time right now and I think the reason all the killing stands out more so than previous titles is b/c it’s like a side effect of this new open world direction where instead of just killing templars every mission sometimes you’re dealing with local corrupt tax collector in some…

If I were more science literate I could phrase this better but, “idiocy is like the natural state of the universe” Idiocy is the default darkness and coldness of the universe that will always return once you turn off the lights

My main beef with Far Cry 2 was the “psychic” soldiers who, after finding a dead comrade I killed quietly with the air rifle, would cautiously wonder towards my position somehow, despite not officially knowing where I was. No matter where I sneaked, there paths would adjust and continue towards me. Assassins Creed…

That game received so much high praise, and there were some elements I liked about it, but I knew I would never be interested in playing through it again after I beat it. So much of it felt tedious and bland to me.

I wanna say it’s b/c her appearance is an ambitious one to try and pull off between the elaborate red hair and braids, the weapons she carries, and any version of her outfit and yet the same could be said for just about any videogame character so yeah, I don’t know

This is more or less how religions and mythologies came about.
Ancient People: “What does this naturally occuring phenomenon mean???”
Universe: “Literally nothing, it’s just-”
Ancient People: “OH MIGHTY NATURAL PHENOMENON YOU ARE THE WILL OF THE GODS MADE MANIFEST! CLEARLY THE GODS SPEAK TO US WITH DELIBERATE INTENT”