JJ’s apparent inability to understand how distance and scale works strikes again in this movie.

How does Ben get a classic TIE from the Endor moon to Exegol without a wayfinder or, more importantly, a damn hyperdrive?

It took the work of decades to build the Death Star. Where do these planet killing star destroyers…

As long as the white supremacists don’t put on masks and say “hey, look at us, we’re a cabal of open racists” there’s not much Manhattan’s powers can really do in that context.

What utter bullshit. He should have been removed the first time around. They should have given more detail about exactly happened the second time around because its serious business. And the way they’ve handled all this so far, there’s no freaking way I trust them in that pre-taped reunion to give this whole ordeal…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Joey this was a really thought provoking and good thing you did. It exposed a blindspot it turns out I had too, and I learned a lot listening to you gracefully navigate this very difficult situation.

I’m with Pie ‘oh’ Pah re: Poe

More importantly, where’s his sister? It’s been almost two decades since Haunted, and while Bishop Briggs and Billie Eilish have sort of filled some of that vacuum recently, it’d still be fucking fantastic to finally get a new Poe album. I believe all the legal problems with the label are done with.

Counter-counterpoint: Only 0.4% of Steam users own a VR headset.

Soulmates are not found. They are made. That Michael and Chidi talk was something beautiful.

Really cutting it close here, but that was one of my absolute favorite TV episodes of the decade, hands down. I don’t often use the word perfect when it comes to syndicated TV, but that was as close to perfection as I’ve seen since The Americans bit it. Just... wow.

People: I won’t get VR until people start making games for it.

“I wanted to say something. I started the day disgusted and embarrassed to be your son. And later I thought we were going to die because you’re a loser.”

Any chance we can persuade them to do an interquel where every new series is a few dozen or so of the 800 iterations?

Can you rebuild Deadspin and all of its traffic?

Ok crafty Kotaku readers, you know what must be done. Custom pink seat covers for Fahey’s power chair. Go!

After all, it was nearly 20 years ago that he Hoovered up an entire building full of poltergeists in the original Luigi’s Mansion

Blink three times if....

The only thing I need to hear less than Old Town Road, is Old Town Road sung by Ninja in a mask followed by Jenny McCarthy talking.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

This episode had Jemaine Clement doing Jemaine Clement things. It had Jason Mantzoukas doing Jason Mantzoukas things. Then it had them in a rap battle.