As a Bruins fan, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I’m so incensed about this. 

WEEI is such trash.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

That. Was. Amazing. Darcy Carden needs an Emmy.

Wait, the fact that kissing a sleeping stranger is presented as a good thing makes it a less troubling message? And as I recall, he doesn’t have a particular reason to think it’s going to break the curse. It’s just a thing he wants to do. It’s kind of gross.

Especially in a story you’re telling your kids. Stories are literally how we used to (and still do) pass down information about our culture’s values and beliefs. Interrogating these stories for problematic issues and discussing them with your kids is exactly what a parent ought to do. Stories have themes and messages…

I hate to be that guy, but this is why Trump won.

The same way you get permission from a drunk person:

Yankee fans threw a beer at Kimbrel last series. I must have missed the article on it. 

Dude, it’s people who suck, especially when drunk.

Don’t forget to take your “no fun allowed” signposts with you.

At least the Republicans have never claimed to be the party of morality, law & order or fiscal responsibility.

Nice Ben Folds reference Mr. Pang. For those about to spatchcock, I salute you!

I prefer Mexican Diet Coke because they leave out only real sugar.

Negative Thought: This is why people make fun of millennials.
Distortions: Overgeneralization.
Positive Thought: It’s good that someone found a way to cope with a problem.

Yes, hah hah dude had to use a therapist’s tool.

David Byrne - 43 years
Chris Carter - 43 years
Guided By Voices - 35 years
Yo La Tengo - 34 years
MF Doom - 30 years
The Breeders - 29 years
Of Montreal - 22 years
Jean Grae - 22 years
Jack White - 21 years
Hot Snakes - 19 years
Andrew WK - 17 years
The Decemberists - 17 years
Editors - 16 years
Curren$y - 16 years
Mount Eerie - 15…

Ah but did you catch the best joke in the movie IMO?

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.