Can’t wait to level up my Unarmed skill level!

For those wondering, Claire Danes’ father-in-law is indeed a philosophy professor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Dancy

Wow - Clare Danes is married to Hugh Dacey from Hannibal - who’s dad is a philosophy professor. TIL! These guys really *do* do their homework

Kristen Bell posted a photo on Instagram of the ethics homework made by the props department, and of course it is hilarious and impressive the level of thought they put in making it fit perfectly for each character.

Where I’m from, we call toilets “Johns.” This man is a father to all toilets. This is not an opinion, this is a fact.

Eh, I still only go to 2 or 3 a month even with the moviepass. I’ve seen people saying “I see so many more movies now that they’re free!”, but, really? What’s your time worth? Dogshit is still dogshit. Watching a Miles Teller movie costs you in other ways.

Don’t know if you understand context, but his statement clearly refers to Bowser kidnapping Peach being incredibly tired and overdone. But go ahead and practice your strawman techniques.

Swiper is a sexual predator who has been let out on parole. Dora is his parole officer. When Swiper busts out of his ankle monitor, Dora has to find him before he gets his rocks off.

Worse. People may start to realize the US is not the perfect paragon of virtue that is constantly jammed down our throats as children.

And being a Kevin James vehicle, they would have given the episode a classy title like “The Tell-Tale Fart” or something similar.

I step out quickly to grab my towel, and then go back in the shower to dry myself. This prevents the mat from being soaking wet, but mostly I stay warmer if I dry myself off in the shower. The mat is so that I don’t slip, as others have said.

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

This post literally gave me cancer.

Racism? At an Indians game?

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

Counter-point: No it isn’t. This is a reasonable repercussion.