*Checks child’s favorite game*

It’s all because he’s discovered girls. Serena done wrecked that boy!

Pikachu rejoices at the salt harvest.

Great visual for “it’s not the size that scares people, it’s the sound it makes when it hits the floor”

Thanks for proving there is no justice in our world.

Let’s be fair Archie is not the one who think rationally.

I think that’s how Shelly was depicted in Alpha Sapphire, from what I remember, but she was animated in a weirdly suggestive manner for Pokémon...camera focusing on her chest as she exhaustedly tries to catch her breath. To quote Jane Lynch:

Kyogre, I can control you with this orb!

Wow, if this particular player was phoning me at 3am to tell me how great his rattata was, I totally wouldn’t mind.

It was a very dumb move, yes, but Ash has around a 2.5 million dumb move lead over them. Give or take 15, to be safe.

I really needed a reason to not sleep tonight . Thank you :(

“I TOUCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.”

Well, you could say a lot of people still got f*cked.

Uh, definitely Tifa. The only thing Aerith would put on a resume is “Got stabbed” if she hadn’t, you know, got stabbed. Tifa runs a bar, which happens to be a front for a successful eco-terrorist cell. That’s some good business acumen.

I’d love a FF7 themed Ticket to Ride. Cause there ain’t no getting offa this train we’re on!

Counterpoint.

“I can confirm herbs,” he said.

To be fair, a key and piles of garbage fit a cityscape more then a koala.

Sorry, Couldn’t resist. Low hanging fruit and all that.