Sounds like the rare instance of having both coke and pepsi.

I like that the bearded dragon didn’t go with the easy Lizardman cosplay and went for a different SC character. Expert cosplayers can make that shit work.

Haha, I love Katie’s comment on this week’s Awkward Zombie...

How old was Joe Biden when he was elected to national office? 31. What a difference three years makes when you’re a man.

You evidently missed the part where they took the land from the people who were there before them. I support the existence of Israel. I do not support the oppressive and anti-democratic policies of its present ruling coalition.

You have a whole state that is swampland that is basically run by people who hate the EPA who wants to protect swampland...it’s not lex luthor, luthor is smarter than that, it’s more like the retarded version of lex luthor.

glad to meet another “farts aren’t all that funny” believer. i never got those moments on “all in the family” when archie flushes the toilet off-stage as some kind of comment to meathead & the audience convulses in laughter. sadly, i write children’s plays so i have to have a few farts now and then.

You had the chance to call this article The Art of War and you blew it.

I was going to make a comment about “anime/game thing reimagined as sexy female cosplay getting kind of old” and then I saw the Dugtrio/Sudowoodo group and I’ll sit myself in my time-out corner now.

OH MY GOD.  Thank you for labeling who they’re cosplaying!

I’d really like to know how to uninstall Cortana completely...it constantly runs in the background, eating up my resources, and I’ve never even used it.

It’s too bad Sean Bean couldn’t be alive to see this.

Folate won’t cure an abusive partner jesus fucking christ

What ... the fuck, did I just read

Flint doesn’t need your bottles of water they just need the water fixed. Wait that’s not for today... let me find the mass shooting reaction... pipelines, environment, North Korea, Russian god damnit I swear I put this in my “comment dujour” folder.

You’re goddamn right he’s pissed. I am, too. And if I were there, that guy would need a good proctologist to find his fucking gun. The last thing this country needs is more guns and more prayers.

Is he fucking kidding? He’s pissed that a guy is wearing a fucking pistol and screaming that American needs prayers?

Thabk you for being the voice of reason. I fashion 2 thin patties, put 2-3 slices of cheese in between the two, as the burgers cook the cheese gets melted and fills the void, and leaves you with a perfect burger, cooked medium (since the cheesey void keeps the center pink), with hot gooey cheese in the middle.