is anyone else super annoyed by the big words scrolling across the screen? i am...

Re: Corpse Run

I, as a customer, get annoyed at customers who get annoyed at other customers when the second customer is doing something perfectly legitimate (like paying with cash) but the first customer feels that they’re being inconvenienced because their time is so valuable.

Once again, Awkward Zombie—while not impossible to understand without it —makes a lot more sense, and is a hell of a lot funnier, with the accompanying blurb from the site...so, for the benefit of the people who are seeing it for the first time here now, and not on the actual site this past Monday...

This explains why Luigi is always so timid and afraid. He’s not a coward, he’s just lived in fear of his own brother his entire life and he’s completely traumatized by it. It also explains why Bowser is constantly trying to get Peach away from Mario. It’s not a kidnapping, it’s a desperate attempt to rescue someone…

So bowser is the good guy trying to stop a mario who has gone insane from taking over people’s bodies against their will

those clowns were just jealous of Michelle’s guns.

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Of course, Ivanka gets sent out there with this talking point. The producers in charge of Trump’s Reality Whitehouse show determined that the audience still likes Ivanka and thinks she is the sweet one.

Already happened when I tried to preorder at GameStop today.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

You’ll probably laugh but I got a PS4 a couple weekends ago and I think I’m going to pick up NMS on the way home. On sale for $20.00 I’m pretty pumped!

Gaming community 101: “Everything sucks, especially something that’s popular”

Yeah, keeping it illegal at the federal level rather that regulating it is ensuring that there are no bad things that cost money and lives. Hmmm?

I appreciate all the work that goes into the parts of the game my mom is almost guaranteed to walk in on.

All is forgiven if they just freaking POSE!!!

OK. So ideally, you’d have a decoy console on the floor that’s full of roach poison, and put the real console up on a shelf.

Actually, yes I have. It was a pretty special circumstance that involved shots, shirt pajamas, no pants, a wall and tripping over an ethernet cable.