Have him face off with Corey Graves’ brother, who is working a MAGA gimmick down in Mexico, at Wrestlemania instead of Roman fucking Reigns standing tall for the fourth straight year.

This was just a shitty thing to do. They sure didn’t win any allies with that.

This is a very naive and idealistic viewpoint. I want a house on the moon, but I don’t have a house on the moon. I have a house I can afford near where I work.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that these people have neither read nor seen a production of Julius Caesar. Spoiler Alert: “We should totally just stab Caesar!” was not Shakespeare’s message. You are confusing Shakespeare with Gretchen Weiners.

Thank you for this. They are literally drawing the line at “destruction of the human race.”

Does this count as another major?

Does anyone else hate going to the beach? I married into a family of beach obsessed people and feel alone

Are those cops handcuffing him in that top picture?

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

One correction: the NJ gubernatorial primary is June 6th. The winners of the GOP and Dem nominations will move on to the general in November. So anyone who wants to vote for Brennan, go vote on June 6th.

Shame that we get so excited when a white person speaks the truth. Gods know I appreciate it, but still...

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

Alex,

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

That would be her father.

Is that a rhetorical question?

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

Heathens. At Coors Field you are only supposed to drink Fat Tire.

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?