I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I am seriously starting to think about preparing to leave the country. It would be very, very difficult, and not what I want to do at this stage in my life, but I think it’s not a bad idea to at least have a plan. Things may get very bad very quickly, and we may not be allowed to leave once the shit hits the fan. I…

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WHAT DOES KATLIN JENNER THINK AH MY GADDD

I’m sure this leak is false. Trump will definitely fight for the LGBTQ community because he held up a rainbow flag once and Milo says he’s totally legit.

Mike Cernovich is a prime example of what happens when a guy who never got laid in high school starts thinking that the problem is the rest of the world, not himself.

Analogous, and relevant due to recent headlines: I’m pretty sure Ann Coulter would admit under oath (or given truth serum) that she is a moderate or liberal and is just spouting all the crazy talk because it’s made her rich.

Let it go.

It’s hilarious for Primetime to tsk tsk anyone

Of course his first 100 days were a success! Most of us are still alive, aren’t we?

“This was clearly a hilarious comedy, you just didn’t get the jokes.” - Jeff Sessions

So people have finally stopped endlessly defending her because she was a high profile Transgender individual and finally realised that both pre and post transition was a shitty person?

Please note that the Sixers also have the rights to swap the Kings pick this year if it is a better pick. Hinkie died for our sins!

Meanwhile back in Washington...

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Grado!

I’m hoping his tag-team partner is Dev Patel.

That thing looks like Conan O’Briens ballsack.

Fuck Snakes!!!

I’m sorry but snakes are not cute. Puppies are cute. Kittens are cute. Rabbits are cute. Snakes? Nah.