It’s hot as balls in Florida, and it is my personal theory that the heat fries your brain. I’m from Mississippi, and people were always shit crazy in the summer.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I know I enjoy reading lots of fairy tales and whatnot, but I am so enraged by this that my only semi-coherent response to this is as follows: Burn the monarchy down to the ground.

“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

Hmm it is certainly a crush...but if that’s what you think...why comment on it? What do you hope to accomplish? o get me to stop talking about Jenny Connelly?

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

YOu should trademark that immediately.

I don’t even know where you’d begin with a sequel. Almost everyone is dead, and if I was Preacher, I’d move as far away from the ocean as I could. Why would he be anywhere near another shark? As I recall, the whole facility was destroyed, along with the last super shark (though it’s been a long time since I’ve seen…

#TeamNoOne

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Y’know, I mean... Really, at what point do people just embrace their total ignorance? I know some people didn’t have the chance for a good education, but at what point do you just say “Fuck it, I LOVE not knowing what the fuck is going on!”?

I don’t trust any Death that doesn’t TALK LIKE THIS

My God, this is the absolute truth. Grandstanding while his constituents die.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

Good for them. As a pretty boring monogamous Straight who can literally walk into city hall to marry my partner whenever I want, I don’t see why other consenting adults should be denied the right to have the partnerships they want. It creeps me out a lot when people get upset over other people’s choice of partner(s).…

The White House judges nominees on the merits of their character

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?